While conceivably it could be that “God is able to do anything” (assuming there is a God, of course), I’m not sure this achievement would rank with his greatest hits…

From the Associated Press (via Huffington Post):

CAIRO — A farmer in northern Egypt says his cow has given birth to a two-headed calf that he calls a “divine miracle.”

Sobhy el-Ganzoury said the veterinarian informed him that the calf, which was born this week, is now in stable condition and is expected to survive. He said he intends to keep the animal as a reminder that “God is able to do anything.”

Of course, “able to do” and “should do” can be two different things. Just sayin’.

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In calling for a Day of Prayer, the GOP governors and national party leaders had hoped to pre-empt a rumored attempt by President Obama to subject God to a “Chicago-style shakedown,” which, if successful, would have given the Democrats momentum heading into fall’s midterm elections.

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour disputed claims that the Day of Prayer had failed, arguing that as a federal agency, the EPA was under the control of Obama, the known anti-Christ, and thus could not be trusted to report objective data.

Barbour said an environmental team from The 700 Club will soon file its own report from the Gulf.

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