"I got some for you too"
Believe it or not, we may not have seen Mel Gibson’s career prospects hit bottom yet, despite the release of a secretly recorded audio tape in which the perpetually apoplectic actor threatens to kill Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. (Details and the actual recording at RadarOnline.)
Already under investigation for domestic violence, Gibson now has a deserved reputation as an anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, drunken, violent asshole, with sparkly blue eyes. His problem, of course, is that his repellent behavior and incoherent rampages are documented by both Oksana’s tapes and police reports. Could this Hollywood meltdown possibly get any worse?
Of course it could! Here are five ways Mel Gibson’s reputation in Hollywood and throughout the world could plummet even more.
5. Confesses to killing Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, then setting up O.J.
4. Starts dating Dakota Fanning
3. Launches necrophilia website — Gibson’s Ghoulish Delights
2. During one-hour live special broadcast on ESPN, announces he’s signing with the Taliban
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