I’ve been reading a few stories about how the Teabagging Day events scheduled for Wednesday are sparking a surge in sales of related merchandise. Well, I’d like a piece of that action.
The thing is, being a socialist and freedom-hater and all, I’m not in it for the money. I just want to be part of something bigger than myself. So I thought up some T-shirt slogans for any enterprising merchandiser to run with. I’m giving these away! Consider them my gift to the teabaggers and those who want to financially exploit them. Especially the latter.
We Are Revolting
Want Proof Evolution Doesn’t Exist? Talk To Me!
Burn All Books. They’re Not Doing Us Any Good
Top Teabagger On Twitter
I’m Not Interested In Your Facts. Or Any Facts.
Glenn Beck Cries Like A Man!
I Get All The Learnin’ I Need From Fox Nooz
Gay Marriage Is So Gay
Obama Is An Illegal Alien, And So Is His Dog
God, Guns And Torture Made America Free
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I’m sorry, I can’t understand what you’re saying – you’ve got someone’s scrotum in your mouth!